I Heard There Would Be Cake

"Wait no. I'm going to be a smartass"

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:18:44 -0400

My boss and I have come to an understanding about the direction of this work relationship.

serpentcity: Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:01:46 -0400

serpentcity:

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

CJ got me the ipad for christmas a couple years ago. When ipads came out I thought they were dumb...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:03:03 -0400

CJ got me the ipad for christmas a couple years ago. When ipads came out I thought they were dumb and had no reason for their existence, but I really love mine and have found PLENTY of uses for it. I use it basically as a second laptop.

I’m not a super tech-y person though, and I think I would probably have survived well enough with a kindle fire, but I love how things flow among my devices.

GUESS WHAT KINDA PERSON I AM NOW

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:41:22 -0400

The kind of person who has an iPhone AND an iPad AND a MacBook.

gonna go instagram pics of my apple products and drink starbucks and something something podcasts.

Video

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:47:36 -0400

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:28:24 -0400

stiffcrosscurrents:

feminismandbubblebaths:

wehidebehindstars:

simplypurplexed:

wow.

“I’m calling the cops on you.”

weed is wack, wesley

“ask me again in 10000 years”

“do you mean milliseconds?”

“oop yeah”

*10000 milliseconds later”

“want that weed?”

“yeah actually. light up that blunt.”

WEED IS WACK, WESLEY!

Imma Wesley gimme that weed!

UPDATE: Definitely PMS-ing

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:38:42 -0400

all I want to do is smother everything in my sight with chocolate and eat it

I think I'm PMS-ing

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:23:59 -0400

because everything is making me rage-angry or crippling depression-cry.

It sucks because I’m feeling everything SO HARD especially wedding details etc.

but also it would be ideal for me to get my period like YESTERDAY because if I have it on my wedding day I will probably definitely flip a shit.

Every time CJ laughs at one of those dumbass Geico commercials I’m like “don’t you...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:43:30 -0400

Every time CJ laughs at one of those dumbass Geico commercials I’m like “don’t you laugh at them! They’re not funny! Don’t encourage them!”

NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:06:05 -0400

NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED

Every time my grandma writes on my cousin (who has a two year old and a one month old, meaning my...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 16:26:49 -0400

Every time my grandma writes on my cousin (who has a two year old and a one month old, meaning my grandma is a great grandma) Catie’s facebook wall she always signs her comments with “Love Grandma (GG)”

I was really really drunk last night and not on purpose. I’m only sorry for being SO SUPER...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:55:58 -0400

I was really really drunk last night and not on purpose. I’m only sorry for being SO SUPER HUNGOVER at work today. I do not apologize for telling everyone on tumblr how much I love them, which, as a few of you learned last night, is QUITE a lot.

Thank you all for sharing my drunk journey with me last night. Special shout out to Bianca for sending me adorable baby pics. I really needed that.

Also shout out to CJ for puking in the bathroom while I puked in the trash. Solidarity right there.

Dear everyone, I can explain.

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:02:00 -0400

I’m drunk.

But I mean everything.

NO BUT REALLY. FEELINGS.

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 23:53:29 -0400

TENDER FEELINGS.

Sometimes you jus gotta have a moment with the toilet and sometimes you need someone there with you....

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 23:48:50 -0400

Sometimes you jus gotta have a moment with the toilet and sometimes you need someone there with you. But don’t ever let someone steal your moment alone with a toilet. That’s a private intimate vulnerable time you know?

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PEE WHEN DRUNK

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:34:43 -0400

WHY FEEL WHEN DRUNK
WHY FURROW BROW WHEN DRUNK
WHY BEER WHEN DRUNK
WHY WHEN DRUNK
WHY DRUNK

I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS HOW DO I FEEL FEELINGS WHAT DO I DO

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:29:13 -0400

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT TO SAY BUT IT INVOLVED SHELF LIFE AND STABILITY AND I FELT REALLY STRONGLY ABOUT IT AND CJ WAS BEING A BUTT AND I HAD A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT IT

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:28:07 -0400

Photo

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:39:52 -0400

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 22:20:13 -0400

consulting-moose-captain:

mina-marina:

literalove:

alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!

wow it got better

sweet shit