and for this paper I had to write on sartre, we were given three questions, and our choice of which to answer, and I’m the only one who chose the second topic. I’m worried because it required analysis of the text and reading sort of for the bigger picture and different meanings, and I’m not sure if I did it right. I mean I know I solidly analyzed the thing. I just don’t know if I properly conveyed it in my paper.
But I sort of felt this way after my first paper and I did well on it so maybe this will work out.
Two novels down, two to go. Next up is Camus.
I have to write a paper on Nausea by Sartre and this line is in the book and all I want is to write my paper in the form of a letter to the teacher telling her about how my new philosophy on everything is now this sentence. Like, sure, fine, I exist when I’m thinking, but whenever I’m not thinking, I’m a moustache.
And the whole leading up to this sentence was dark and dramatic and the epitome of existential crisis, and then he’s like “I do not think, therefore I am a moustache” and I burst out laughing and suddenly the grueling hours of reading this novel were all worth it.
that instead of posting responses on my women’s studies class forum, I’m just going to rate everyone’s answers on the number of fedoras I think they were wearing when they wrote it. An approximate scale of fedoras would look like this: One fedora means Douchebag, ten fedoras is Self Proclaimed Martyr of The Men’s Rights Activists.
I now officially hate having to be in an online class.
Perfection
(Source: prettypenises, via raeda-in-fossam)
Jon Hamm recently pitched a series of Sham Wow-esque infomercials for a coffee mug you can put whiskey in.
He is still, to his chagrin, only receiving paid work as an actor.
Keep trying, Hammster! We believe in you!
show him ur a real 90s kid by fucking him on blow up furniture
Quite Possibly the Greatest GIF of All Time
We don’t know who created this, but we’re sure glad they did.
(via synecdoche)
^^ this here.
i’m also really tired of the sob story going along with really shitty tattoos
if you really fucking cared, you wouldn’t get some scratchy, upside mess, you would have actually taken the time and money to get a good fucking tattoo.
I got this tattoo of a fedora because it represents that I’m a nice guy but girls never sleep with me because they only see me as a friend even though I put up with them whining about the not nice guys they date.
(Source: helzbelz-138, via the-face-of-broe)
Sean you need to convert one of your fish tanks to this