reading this article makes me want to watch a million history channel specials on the salem witch trials but noooooooo i have to pack and clean >:((via pluralisms) Attention Marilyn Silva
Nermal kept having the same recurring dream. There has to be some deeper meaning.
Cenk Uygur on Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey (R), who wants to pass a bill banning the use of aborted fetuses in food
The things anti-choice people waste their time on are astounding.
This is specifically targeting atheists because of their ravenous desire to consume the unborn in a celery broth while tearing pages out of Bibles for napkins
BUT HOW WILL I FEED THE PREGNANCY CRAVINGS?
Don’t you just love it when the person you love does something that reminds you how much you love them without even realizing it? It’s like this morning the universe was like “hey girl. We know you know CJ’s awesome and amazing, but, just in case you needed a reminder, here’s this heartwarming thing.”
omg wedding dress shopping is going to be SO fun but such a project. Because obviously I have to bring my mom, but she’ll insist on bringing my two aunts because my family members are basically attached at the hip to one another, so thats going to be three people. And then I of course can’t bring just one bridesmaid because I want all of you here and I can’t of course bring NO bridesmaid because, duh, I need everyones opinions and bonding, so I’ll just have to get all my bridesmaids to come shopping with me too, which is another five people, assuming everyone can come for the same time, so then I’ll have no choice but to be that bride who brings a million people to wedding dress shop.
But IDGAF because I love everyone who’s coming shopping and forsee the whole shopping experience as one big montage of Amy Sullo’s excited face.
Also bench pressed with the big kid barbell! That’s 45 pounds! And I did 3 sets of 10 reps!
I benched almost half my body weight! So psyched! And wicked sore.
And bridesmaid dress shoppingggggggg!
I understand trying to think outside the box, but let’s be real. This is environmental economics. At some point you have to place a monetary value on a damn tree and take a shower.