Successfully brewed a forgetfulness potion
9 points ravenclaw
September 2011
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♖ If you could change five things about yourself physically, what would they be?
1. I would like everywhere that I have to shave/tweeze/wax to just stay hairless. I don’t want to be like “ughhh i have to shave my legs” i just want them to be smooth forever instead.
2. won’t lie. i’d like bigger boobs.
3. I want washboard abs. which i mean, i’m working on, but if i could go poof and have a six pack i would
4. I would like my hair to deal with humidity better
5. I really love my butt but i wish it was perkier. but i’m working on that too with some squats.
Overall I’m actually really happy with my physical appearance. none of the things I’ve listed here have ever made me feel really bad or anything, and have never kept me from being confident around people. I just mean these all as things that somebody could just magically do. I generally overall really love my body though. I catch myself in the mirror sometimes and go “DAYUM GURL”.
also, why so anon?
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The story of Keynesian economists and the Obama stimulus, as anyone who’s been reading me knows, runs as follows: When information about the planned stimulus began emerging, those of us who took our macro seriously warned, often and strenuously, that it was far short of what was needed — that given what we already knew about the likely depth of the slump, the plan would fill only a fraction of the hole. Worse yet, I in particular argued, the plan would probably be seen as a failure, making another round impossible.
But never mind. What we keep hearing instead is a narrative that runs like this: “Keynesians said that the stimulus would solve the problems, then when it didn’t, instead of admitting they were wrong, they came back and said it wasn’t big enough. Heh heh heh.” That’s their story, and they’re sticking to it, never mind the facts.
And what the facts say is that Keynesian policy didn’t fail, because it wasn’t tried. The only real tests we’ve had of Keynesian economics were the prediction that large budget deficits in a depressed economy wouldn’t drive up interest rates, and the prediction that austerity in depressed economies would deepen their depression. How do you think that turned out?
” —Paul Krugman (via pantslessprogressive)
I fucking love keynesian economics and it never fails and I will defend it to the death forever because it is awesome and anyone who wants to try to tell me differently, including reagan himself, can promptly suck my dick.
“From the moment I took office what we’ve seen is a constant ideological pushback against any kind of sensible reforms that would make our economy work better and give people more opportunity…”
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President Barack Obama (via azspot)
the more quotes I read by obama the more I feel like he’s approaching the point where he’s going to walk up to the podium in congress and be like “OH COME ON WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS.”
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♔ What book are you currently reading and are you enjoying it?
♕ Why do you love whom you love?
♖ If you could change five things about yourself physically, what would they be?
♗ From where did your last bruise/cut come?
♘ Name 10 things within arm’s reach.
♙ Who is your favorite artist?
♚ What did you dream about in the last dream you can recall?
♛ Do you enjoy cooking?
♜ Do you watch any tv shows??
♝ What is the book you are currently reading? Do you like it so far?
♞ How long did your last phone call last?
♟ How do you typically spend Friday nights?
♠ What are your top five favorite songs?
♡ What are your top five favorite movies?
♢ What kind of music do you like least?
♣ What does your last incoming image message say?
☎ What does your last incoming text message say?
☏ What are your favourite tumblrs?
I am a ravenclaw.
although I think it’s wrong because every time I got to question 7 in the sorting process the website failed and shut down. But I always thought I’d either be a slytherin or a ravenclaw. Won’t lie, I was a little hoping for slytherin, but I’m content.
check out mah wand! Larch with a phoenix feather, 12.25 inches and supple (JUST LIKE MY PENIS HELLOOOO)
ps i have two friends and need more. I’m nimbuscharm166. who wants to be my fraaannnn?
ajourneytothefuture replied to your post: JUST GOT MY POTTERMORE EMAIL FUCK OFF BIO LAB REPORT
what is pottermore
you get to live the world of harry potter and go to hogwarts and be sorted and get a wand and do magic and forget that the real world exists. and everyone i know has one and i was like, the last to get an email to join and i’ve been waiting since august.
is it like world of warcraft except harry potter?
probably. i won’t really know til i’m done checking it out. it looks like fun though. i can’t help myself.
I TOLD YOU JOANNA I TOLD YOU
YOU DID! I was at my friends house just about to leave, and i checked my phone, saw that i had an email, look and let out a verbal, high pitched SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!
figuring out chapter 1 is annoying though. idk what it wants from me
what is pottermore
you get to live the world of harry potter and go to hogwarts and be sorted and get a wand and do magic and forget that the real world exists. and everyone i know has one and i was like, the last to get an email to join and i’ve been waiting since august.
JUST GOT MY POTTERMORE EMAIL FUCK OFF BIO LAB REPORT
GOD ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS WRAPPED IN AN ORGASM
A Ram scratching it's butt with his own horn
(via nickholmes)
this is my school’s mascot.
RHODY RHODY RHODY!
RAMS RAMS RAMS!
RHODY RHODY RHODY!
RAMS RAMS RAMS!
RHODY!
RAMS!
RHODY!
RAMS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
a connoisseur of lurid spectacle: How to teach boys to be feminist: →
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via this post at Princess Free Zone
As a young boy:
- Teach them it’s okay to be emotional and that holding feelings in is not what being a man is about.
- Become media literate so that they can become aware of how gender is portrayed in terms of what they are seeing…
hell yes! also I had play dates with boys all the time as a kid and boys were some of my best friends. and, looking back, it was never weird. we just hung out and played all the children games ranging from house to board games to video games.
"I'm so good at shopping! I'm like a gay friend, but I won't hold your purse. I will bang you in the dressing room though."
an entire friendship summed up in one text message.
