I Heard There Would Be Cake

WTF?

oh but the way I found this out:

Her: “omg I love Amanda Seyfried. She’s awesome.”
Me, and everyone else who has seen mean girls: “All I ever think of when I see her is Karen from mean girls and her ditzy face.”
Her: “oh I’ve never seen that movie”
Me, and two other coworkers who are girls, in unison: “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN MEAN GIRLS?! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?” 

I have fancy bike shoes and my fancy bike. 

I’m more hipster than EVERYONE.

and my manager is hilarious and knows how ridiculous dunkin donuts is, so naturally she let me put this thing on. so I walked out and BEGGED to be let outside to “dance for tips, because if strippers can dance for money then certainly I can dance in this silly costume, right?” (to which she said no) and it was hilarious.

So then her and I got to thinking about all the things this giant cup of coffee could be capable of. driving through the drive through. peeping around buildings. running up to people holding coffees, slamming them out of their hand and screaming MURDERER!. 

obviously all on film.

so if she would ACTUALLY let us all film some ridiculousness with this costume, I have to say I’d be willing to risk my job.

Earlier I was thinking about how much the time difference sucks, but he skyped me right as he was eating breakfast, and while I was getting ready for bed, and it made me realize that we get to chat at the most influential moments in our day. He gets to start his day off on a high note and I get to top mine off on one. What a lovely thought.