Too bad I look like a hot mess today
Me and boy who cut his hair off just had an ~eye moment
Dear boy in class who chopped his long hair down...
IT. IS. AN. IMPROVEMENT. You just went from spicoli from fast times at ridgemont high to…idk some hot dude. Looks good.
Morning tumblr thoughts
So, I always go to write about phi sig on my tumblr, and generally complain about how girls are ridiculous and dramatic and whatever, and then I mentally run through what I’m about to write, and I’m like, “YOUR LIFE IS A JOKE YOU ARE IN A SORORITY WHO ARE YOU?” Because I remember that the world is bigger than me, and my annoyance over everyone wasting my time by airing...
Some girl with a beautiful, bright turquoise bike
Is in pretty much all of my classes and I want to know who she is so I can compliment her on the color. Maybe I’ll start riding my bike to class more often and we can be bike biffles. Her bike is a dainty pretty road bike, and Judgement (my bike) is intimidatingly badass, more rugged type. I don’t want to scare her off. But yeah, maybe we could be hippies together.
Jamie Tobin COULD BE the great feminist weapon we’ve been looking for in the fight for women’s right to choose. She spent all weekend going on and on AND ON about “well I lost my virginity so I want to have sex with people but I can’t just jump into a one night stand, and I got propositioned by four different guys, and so and so wants a three way and well I shouldn’t...
tomyhusband: Did you really use my Creme de le Mer moisturizer to jerk off? You idiot. That shit costs more per ounce than Vegas cocaine. If you run out of Jergens, use spit next time. I can always tell when coketalk writes for TMH
Just gonna send him a long txt to wake up to C:
chuckjim: neverbeanything-: and then sleep night @awildvuvuzelaappeared best .gif ever
these never get old
maggidear: see more Comixed MELISSA CAMPBELL REBLOG! KE$HA AS A COKE DICK HUNTING BEAR!
My childhood reaction: EWWW THIS STUFF’S GROSS My college reaction: Wait, why does this taste like Jaeger? AT 8 IN THE MORNING? WHY AM I DOING A SHOT AT 8AM? WHY DOES MEDECINE REQUIRE A CHASER?
things that are unequivocally the worst:
pluralisms: listening to someone you don’t care about gossip about how some other person you don’t care about kissed some girl you’ve never even heard of PREACH
Showing your friends a picture of your crush:
derpforeveralone: iwillbecauseican: You: Them: You: LMFAO “I promise he’s better looking in real life. he just makes stupid faces in his facebook pictures. But, I mean, you can kinda tell he’s cute…right? You know?”
Day 13: A Date You Would Love To Go On
I would like to go to The Spiced Pear, which is attached to The Chanler at Cliffwalk Hotel. It’s right on the cliff walk near Salve Regina and I’ve been dying to go there. I’d want to have a Private Dining Experience where it would be intimate and delicious. After that I’d want to walk along the cliff walk and maybe down to the beach.
Day 12: Things You Want To Say To An Ex
I don’t have anything in particular. I guess I pick Shane. “Thank goodness we broke up. You monopolized my time. Your parents are insane. But, as glad as I am that we broke up, I still truly think that you were an idiot for dumping me. I’m pretty sure I was the best thing that could have ever happened to you. But I’m glad I didn’t get stuck with you. I’m way...
There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or...– E.B White “Here is New York” from Essays of E.B White, which I am presently devouring. (via minusmanhattan)
Holy shit. All the chicks I went to high school...
me re:guys i went to high school with
Dear Immune System
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Dear Coke Talk: On remembering. →
dearcoketalk: Small college campus. Ex harasses and insults me over weekend. His girlfriend is spreading shit about me. I feel anxious about leaving my room and generally uncomfortable on campus. Normally I just don’t give a fuck. What is going on? You’ve just forgotten that no one gives a fuck what your… everyone needs to read thissss
Dear Coke Talk: On fucking right back. →
dearcoketalk: how much cock do you suck before you do 2keys of coke of a strangers rock hard cock. also, how does a flat dried up cunt like yourself get a cock hard enough to snort noodles off of, let alone cocaine? i bet its hard, like watching all your friends from the last 200 years write a will whilst you… coketalk is my power animal
donate to planned parenthood in john boehner's... →
feministslut: stfuantichoicers: greenstate: the info section reads On Friday, February 18th the U.S. House of Representatives voted to pass a Republican-backed amendment to H.R. 1 that will strip Planned Parenthood from all federal funding. These funds pay for services such as cancer screenings, breast exams, STD testing and birth control. They are never used to pay for abortion. Help fund...
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fujiidom: (Green is a symbol of Gaddafi’s Libya.)