Every time I get period cramps
I’m always like, man, I can’t wait to just be pregnant so I don’t have to deal with period cramps for nine months. But then it’s like, you know. A pregnancy.
Raging period cramps
me: whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????? it hurts so badddddddddddd CJ: is there something you can take? me: FIVE THOUSAND milligrams of ibuprofen CJ: I think only- me: FIVE. THOUSAND. MILLIGRAMS.
My New Years Resolutions:
Be more awesome than I am now (nearly impossible, but I believe in myself) More pantslessness
cosmo tip #123
expertcosmotips: Take a picture of your vagina! Get it blown up and framed to place over the fireplace. Your man will be driven with lust every time he passes by it! in instagram
eloradanan replied to your post: Oh JT. Never being able to understand humor. Also… OMG THANK YOU. i knew you had better taste, but weddings can make people go crazy, so i was a bit worried. i thought i’d leave a relatively neutral comment. whew. hahahaha. Everyone is so sweet and supportive that I didn’t get the satisfaction of any texts/responses of “GURL THAT DRESS IS...
Oh JT. Never being able to understand humor. Also I legit sat online last night looking for ugly bridesmaid dresses to tease you all with. I told Amy the other day that if she, and all of you, get any more gorgeous I’ll have to make you all wear ugly bridesmaid dresses. Then that gave me the idea of just sending pics of terrible dresses and colors and being like “omg I think this...
So Laurie Metcalf was in Roseanne. In one of the seasons she had a baby named Andy. Laurie Metcalf was the voice of the mother in Toy Story. And the kid’s name was Andy.
Attention Bridesmaids (Amy, Elora, Melissa)
ARE YOU GUYS PSYCHED TO GET TO WEAR THIS TO MY WEDDING?? BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR DRESS! Y’all are gonna be so gorgeoussss! <3
Gay community apologizes to Minnesota Majority... →
drinkyourjuice: Everything about this is gourmet. perfection
it’s not christmas on tumblr without this
cosmo tip #116
expertcosmotips: does your man have everything? or maybe you’re just broke? don’t fret and get in touch with your inner sexy artist by making him a craft made out of tampons as a holiday gift. he’ll love anything that reminds him of your vagina
cosmo tip #114
expertcosmotips: for a sexy hot hanukkah with your boytoy buy some sensual-colored party candles from the dollar store; carefully shove a few up your anus; shake your candle-filled ass in front of your man demanding him to light that shit on fire; and proceed to jiggle your assets to the tune of “hanukkah o hanukkah light the menorah (menorass)” your man of jewish descent will be sure to douse...
fuck yeah sex education: UVM Fraternity... →
safercampus: Today, a questionnaire has been roaming around the interwebs that originated from fraternity brothers at Sigma Phi Epsilon at the University of Vermont. Check out Sarah’s post about the incident on the SAFER blog. SAFER was sent a copy of the questionnaire, which mostly…
The Corruption Test →
meetonlyindeath: enjoythesuspense: gaywordvomit: saunteringvaguelydownwards: iaimtomisbehave: youbelongwithbacon: elialys: weirdconnections: tickle-me-misha: deanforsam: lougimmeamilk: a-smithmas: river-song-stole-the-impala: elmtree: 44. I am a child. 69 Average. 71. Welp. ……………………….1 29 See yall in heaven!@ 5 23 I feel so clean. 12. I can join...
Google Analytics Again
Someone in Fairbanks Alaska has been looking at my tumblr a ton. Who are you person from Alaska??
On the nice guy.
dearcoketalk: I’m “the nice guy” that is best friends with girls but never has sex with them. I had two girlfriends in high school for a month each and none since then. Every time I try to hook up with a girl she stops and leaves. I’m shy, so I have a hard time meeting girls. I know I’m my own worst enemy. I don’t drink and I don’t do drugs, and its hard to meet people at parties when they’re...
I was totally the girl who napped in the library
from like, 4am-7am.
"I am going to steal the Declaration of...