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December 2011

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BOB FUCKING STEIN THE WORST LANDLORD EVER.

I will sum it up with this quote “Just make Joanna pay the $700. She would have incurred living costs anyways.”

Oh sure Bob, I’ll just pull 700 dollars right out of my ass.

Fuck Bob Stein and his stupid house and stupid other house and stupid jokes and stupid face and stupid general creepiness.

Nov 30, 2011

  • reblog a “put stuff in my inbox!”
  • get in shower
  • come back to 11 messages all from @poopsadaisy with the best/worst things EVER
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Nov 30, 20115,534 notes
#brb doing research
“

Feminists made “feminist marriage” their top long-term goal twenty-five years ago, and invested tremendous resources in it, because they intend to convert marriage into a feminist-controlled government enterprise and subordinate the rest of America to entitle it.
…
Feminist marriage is a marriage between any two women and the welfare state. It constitutes a powerful feminist takeover of marriage by government, and places the National Organization for Women in the position of dictating government policy as a matter of “feminist Constitutional rights”.


Feminist marriage will be far more attractive to all women than heterosexual marriage. Sexual orientation does not matter when two women marry and become “married room-mates”. They can still have as many boyfriends as they want, and capture the richest ones for baby-daddies by “forgetting” to use their invisible forms of birth control. On average, a feminist marriage will have at least four income sources, two of them tax-free, plus backup welfare entitlements.”

”
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lol but also what a dreamworld (via pluralisms)

someone’s been peeking at the secret and sacred Feminist Agenda

Nov 30, 20115 notes
#feminist conspiracies to outlaw men

November 2011

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Do people still use caketoppers on their wedding cakes?

Is that still a thing?

Nov 30, 20114 notes
#weddings
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Nov 29, 201113,828 notes
sex in the kitchen

totally! sex everywhere tbh.

Nov 29, 2011
fish

being a dead fish? YOU KNOW IT.

Nov 29, 2011
Try to guess my kinks and I'll answer yes or no → awildvuvuzelaappeared.tumblr.com

I wanna do this too!

Nov 29, 20112,974 notes
#BRING IT ON! #spoiler alert: my kink is everything
What if I started every phone conversation with my parents with "I've got some exciting news!"

and then have it be nothing at all

“I’m coming home this weekend!”

“I finally cleaned my house!”

“I got more hours at work!”

Nov 29, 20112 notes
#they'll never stop thinking I'm pregnant
Nov 29, 201114,494 notes
#this is the most awesome thing ever #women #India #domestic violence #Sampat Pal Devi #gulabi gang
“

If you are a woman, if you’re a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are a person of intelligence, if you are a person of integrity, then you are considered a minority in this world.

…And it’s going to be really hard to find messages of self-love and support anywhere. Especially women’s and gay men’s culture. It’s all about how you have to look a certain way or else you’re worthless. You know when you look in the mirror and you think ‘oh, I’m so fat, I’m so old, I’m so ugly’, don’t you know, that’s not your authentic self? But that is billions upon billions of dollars of advertising, magazines, movies, billboards, all geared to make you feel shitty about yourself so that you will take your hard earned money and spend it at the mall on some turn-around creme that doesn’t turn around shit.

When you don’t have self-esteem you will hesitate before you do anything in your life. You will hesitate to go for the job you really wanna go for, you will hesitate to ask for a raise, you will hesitate to call yourself an American, you will hesitate to report a rape, you will hesitate to defend yourself when you are discriminated against because of your race, your sexuality, your size, your gender. You will hesitate to vote, you will hesitate to dream. For us to have self-esteem is truly an act of revolution and our revolution is long overdue.

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Margaret Cho (via thechocolatebrigade)

I’ve read this a hundred times and reblogged it before, but who cares - let’s start today with this in mind.

(via wontbecomplacent)

Nov 29, 20119,332 notes
we were so charming.: 10 things the iPhone Siri will help you get instead of an abortion → the-face-of-broe.tumblr.com

fuckyeahfeminists:

Ask the Siri, the new iPhone 4 assistant, where to get an abortion, and, if you happen to be in Washington, D.C., she won’t direct you to the Planned Parenthood on 16th St, NW. Instead, she’ll suggest you pay a visit to the 1st Choice Women’s Health Center, an…

Nov 29, 2011220 notes
#apple #siri #abortion #prochoice
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