still trying to come up with a name for my bike
it could go one of two different ways at this point. it’s either going to have an interesting name like Tilden Katz, or, i’m playing with the idea of giving it a racehorse name. my old bike had what i consider a race horse name. his name was crunch time, but crunch for short. the thing i like about race horse and show dog names is that they’re almost like complete sentences, or...
warning TMI but need some advice maybe?
so, ever since i got my appendix out, i haven’t been able to go to the bathroom quite normally. i have a lot of upset stomachs and no standard, solid results when i go to the bathroom. about a week after my surgery, i seemed to be moving in the right direction, but now i’m back to tummy aches with many bathroom trips. i’m going to give activia yogurt a try, and see if the...
so on july 18th
which is the day before my brother’s birthday, my parents are having a birthday party for my brother. i don’t really know how i feel about this. because they do one on his death day too. it’s like two memorial parties. i understand one memorial party, but i feel like a birthday party is just, kinda weird. i don’t know. i’ve never had a child, let alone one who has...
i just put 200 dollars down on a bike and i’m finishing paying for it next saturday! it’s a trek brand bike. it’s a hybrid, so i can go on dirt roads/paths. CJ, who knows bunches about bikes, helped me pick it out. the guy at the bike shop was very helpful. i told him i wanted to be able to ride around campus and cruise around, and he was able to help me pick something out. i...
i had a dream that
i got a huge elaborate pokemon tattoo because my coworker was getting a huge elaborate tattoo. the final touch was going to be a small mudkip like, on my hip. in my dream i was really excited about the mudkip, and very much feeling “whatever. if i don’t like it there’s always atomic balm. NBD.” and then when i woke up, in my half asleep daze i had myself genuinely...
say yes to the dress is on netflix instant watch!
maybe i should name my next car
Le-a. pronounced ladasha. but spelled like Le-a. my car will be fresh to death.
things i have to do tomorrow before work
shave pack some clothes make sure to pack a nice outfit for our date on saturday night do my hair at this point the question is just how motivated am i to do all these things? not very. also, i really wish i had a dress i could wear my super awesome shows with, but alas, i don’t seem to. OH AND ON A HAPPIER NOTE! i get to start car shopping next week! i love stanley but he is one...
made me cry probably more than any other movie ever. EVER.
YOU GUYS 'UP' IS ON NETFLIX INSTANT WATCH
now maybe my day won’t suck quite as bad. i had to threaten an 18 year old moron with HR at work today. basically the conversation went like this: he calls me a bitch, then says what a bitchy thing to do. i say wow i can’t believe you said that after i told you not to just the other day. it’s so rude. he says he didn’t mean it in an insulting way. i say yes you obviously...
i saw a picture of my cousin today and her...
i’m really going to have a baby second cousin you guys. this is serious.
so this guy i work with
mike, is like, relatively normal when we’re working alone together, but when we’re working with my other two male coworkers, he, and the rest of them, are complete tools. like the difference is amazing. the three of them pretty much revert to animals and just act stupid and say stupid things. nothing they say offends me in particular, but they do say offensive things. i don’t...
i gave a cough drop to king lear last week. does...
no. and i never would. one, because he’s crazy and two he wears pleated pants.
i want lady macbeth to have a sassy gay friend.
STOP WASHING YOUR HANDS, CRAZY! if i were a man, i’d kill duncan in a second. then i’d get a boner.
I CAN’T WAIT TIL THIS WEEKEND! CJ FINALLY COMES HOME!!!!!
i hate watching shows i'm really into with my...
because they always add commentary and stuff and it’s irritating. like tonight on army wives, when claudia joy, who’s the wife of the commanding general on this post, had to help out on a case being brought against the army post and my parents were like “omg she’s crazy. why would she do that to herself and her marriage?” and i wanted to be like, calm the hell down....
dude you guys
i went and saw toy story 3 and totally teared up. it was so surprisingly amazingly good. i got so choked up so many times. i loved it and would so see it again. i think it may have been my favorite toy story movie.
that post about triangles
someone was all like “delta is a triangle fyi lmao” yes. because I’m the troll who called the post about triangles stupid. and it was a delta, by the way. computers don’t come equipped to type shapes.
The June Cleaver Project: Jumping Right In →
I think I’ve gotten off to a pretty good start today. I’ve done most of my laundry and my room is slowly regaining order. I realize this sounds spoiled, but I literally have so much stuff and just not enough room. I wish we could hurry up and redo the basement so I could move down there and have…
i really want a shirtwaist dress. i think they’re wicked cute.
h∆bbies and hard kn∆cks: Triangles. →
pluralisms: youaintshitbitch: gummi-baby: A lot of people don’t understand what the triangle signifies. So many people just connect it with the social fad of, the ‘hipster,’ they don’t dare to even look up why the shape is so interesting. The triangle is probably one of the oldest shapes that exist, right down from the pyramids that were… …OIC i cant. 1. lolololololol 2. i read this...
I dedicate my new tumblr name to elora sullivan
I just wanna bump this. who reads on a beach?
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to...– Martin Luther (via myquotelibrary) (via pearlsandhighheels)
The June Cleaver Project: So this is the... →
It’s hard to say how long ago I began to idolize women like June Cleaver. I think it was possibly back when I was in high school or middle school. You know that time in your life when you’re awkward, unstylish, and just don’t really know what to do with/within your body? No? That was just me?…
i feel bad but
i can never read too much or look at too many pictures regarding the BP oil spill because they make me feel so helpless and powerless. i wish that there were something i could do to help everyone and everything that’s suffering. i hate so much when people do things that don’t make sense (ie cutting corners on installing safety measures on a FUCKING GIANT oil well) and there is just a...
dear melissa campbell,
GO ON AIM ASAP (actually in like 20 mins because i have to shower) I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THE WORST/WORST PLACED TATTOO EVER!
at least my period will be done and out of the way by the time CJ gets home
i FINALLY* got my period
and it came with a vengeance. this feels almost as bad as that time my appendix burst. luckily i know my dad’s hiding places so i can steal back my percocets (that I not he was prescribed) and i can take one to dull the pain. if the hospital had just given me 800’s of ibuprofen my life would be so much better right now, but i’ll have to make do with the percs i guess. but yea....
oh i had a semi epiphany
i realized why i love characters/people like june cleaver and betty draper and trudy campbell. it actually has a great deal to do with where i am in life. this may require more/future explanation. but i think i’ve got it.
WHAT ARE WE DOING I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT’S LIKE YOU’RE A TOOL AND THEN WE’RE BFFS I DON’T GET IT
either i'm pms-ing or i'm just tired and stressed
but either way, after 40 hours of work in the past three days i just want CJ to come home so i can have someone to hug me and cheer me up. my coworkers are getting on my nerves, my job is getting on my nerves, my hands are chaffing from being in latex gloves all day, my toes are chaffing from being in socks and shoes all day. and no amount of sleep has kept me from feeling completely worn down. i...
i'm just going to tell people that
“i’m not hungover. i just really miss my boyfriend”
oh wait i just had an epiphany for my future...
“your love is my drug” is TOTALLY going to be my first dance with my husband song. it’s destiny.
i'm going to be missing army wives tonight =(
but i’m going out for my friend’s bday so it will totally be worth it! i can’t wait to wear my sweet new outfit!
I wish you would stop commenting on my facebook...
and stop stalking my facebook life. i’m not entirely sure what makes you think you are so self-entitled or loveable, but in my opinion you are neither. also, you are/always have been creepy.
now every time i have a stomachache
i’m worried that something else inside of me burst.
Dad: I'm trying to clean the house as much as possible so that when your mom gets home she doesn't have to do anything
Me: you'd make a great wife
Dad: i'd like to think so