I Heard There Would Be Cake

i just posted my number to tumblr. bad idea. good thing no one texted me yet.

GUESS WHAT

I’M GETTING A LITLE!

and thus the best pikachu at the party

OBVIIIII

i will be the only pikachu at the party

have the best best best times.

i hope we can live together next year

Depending on how you look at it that could end very badly or incredibly good. Actually they may be one in the same… i choose you haha

you saw the pics from the last halloween party. you know how it would end.

i want to make a suggestive joke involving electricity or sparks or shocking or jolting, but i can’t think of anything concrete enough. insert your own here.

You know me all too well hahaha. it’s not creepy btw.

oh darlin.

if only you were coming to the halloween party i’m going to tonight. i’m being the slutty pikachu again. you could be ash.

time and place, bb, time and place.

Band just started up. We’ll be dancing soon. Need to get some pictures!

Couple right next to us is a pair f kinky sexual deviants. We just exchanged some dirty jokes.

We didn’t get to sit at the cool kids table this year. Also Sgt Dan Sampson is a drunk hot mess. As usual.

Fly like a g6

Fly like a trophy wife

Fly like Jackie Kennedy