January 2010
sometimes i feel like i am betty draper.
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ask me stuff, dammit
i got fired from working in the stock room. the guy said it was because of my grades, but i actually kind of think it was because they just hired this girl who’s work study and lives in wakefield.
DEAR WORLD
i have a 2.07 GPA. there. does anyone else want to shit on me over it? because if you could get it over and done with before it starts seeming like things are going right for me again, i would really appreciate it.
ask me stuff!
or make an anonymous statement
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pluralisms:
eloraisthereason:
pluralisms:
eloraisthereason:
i despise homework assignments that make you question whether or not you were in the right class when they were assigned. i’m reading an article titled “the subject and power,” talking all about types of power, beginning from the sixteenth century, political, religious and otherwise. this is for a class called “virginia woolf...
so in case anyone was wondering, as i’m sure you all were, “gee, Joanna, why are you so mad at this person who is apparently a great big power tripping bitch?” well kids, the reason that i’m mad at her, and frustrated in general, is that she is the reason i can’t run for a position i’ve been planning to run for for two years. she is stating that my gpa is the...
the duck rule
if it looks like a bitch, fucks other bitches, power trips like a bitch, and acts like a bitch, then it must be…
the president of a sorority
“When i was in Harvard, i smoked weed every day.
I cheated every test
I snorted...”
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you can argue against this if you want
honestly, i think people secretly want to be hazed so they can have stories to tell and feel legitimate. (i don’t mean gay weird shit like elephant walks, btw, but you can interpret it how you’d like) everyone wants to feel like they earned something, whether they admit it or not. at the very least they’re curious. that’s probably why the subject of hazing is so deliciously...
someone help me turn a four hour hamlet film into a drinking game.
?
ask me something. i’m bored.
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the fantasy of acceptable "non-consent:" why the... →
pluralisms:
mfbrennan:
really great article about the feminism and bdsm. i’m a switch myself, but i hear a lot of people take up the point of view that you can’t be a feminist and be submissive. just like a lot of people think you can’t be a feminist and like/respect men.
if you’ve got some down time, it’s worth reading
you should also ask me things, because i have a ton of hw....
i’m so annoyed right now! i really want to run for member at large for next year and now i might not be able to because of my grades. this is such bullshit though because i’m the only qualified person for this position. i’ve been on j-board for two years and observed three previous MAL’s (even though joanna r didn’t really do anything) but i’ve been so wanting...
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i just want to spend the day reblogging cute animals. and answering questions, as i now have a formspring.me
why can’t my life be the 1950’s? i could be taking sewing classes right now and make and wear cute dresses, and guys around me would all be wearing suits. no tight pants and shaggy hair. suits.
dear males, bring back the suit! i like it when you’re well dressed!
“You don’t set out to build a wall. You don’t say I’m going to build the biggest,...”
i think after pam has the baby and michael finds a way to screw up one last time, the office will be pretty much done. after last nights episode it seems like they aren’t able to carry it on much longer.
i’ll miss jim and pam.
“A poll commissioned by Kellogg’s Special K found that one in five women would be...”
– Getting fit ‘more important than winning the lottery’
First, this poll sure casts women in a positive light, great job Kellogg’s. Second, attitudes like this further mystify weight management. By comparing losing weight to winning the lottery, the language of the poll suggest that the two are...
i want to have awesome dated pictures so that one day my future children can submit them to myparentswereawesome because i hella love seeing pictures of other peoples parents. maybe i’ll submit the one of my parents at my dad’s friend’s wedding. my dad is wearing a powder blue tux with a ruffled shirt. oh yes. my mom looks wicked cute though. her hair was longer and less permed.
“Please read and be prepared to discuss your comments and questions on the first...”
– really travis williams?! i love you (seriously…), but that is a bit overwhelming. i just ordered the book a few days ago for chrissakes. i despise when teachers assign homework for the first day. seriously, so unnecessary. bah, stressed already. :( (via eloraisthereason)
travis wants to see...
Packing.
eloraisthereason:
gab115s:
Packing.Packing.Packing.Packing.Packing.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl, i feel you. i’m leaving in the morning, and i haven’t even begun… oi vey. i know i’m going to forget about a hundred things also. ugh life. can’t wait to be back at 12 frat though. :)
i am so not ready for break to end. i still need to get my books
dear this dress:
http://static0.modcloth.com/productshots/0028/7590/10305-1.jpg?941158d68efd42e66444b4caf76db09336b578ab
why are you so cute and expensive and why aren’t you mine?
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i need more dresses. i want to be a girl who wears cute dresses really often. i need melissa campbell’s sense of style/advice. come back from california already! or just let me give you my measurements and money and pick me out some sweet california clothes?
eloraisthereason:
massachusetts let me down… fuck.
SAMESIES
