I Heard There Would Be Cake
“Wait no. I’m going to be a smartass”

My boss and I have come to an understanding about the direction of this work relationship.

serpentcity:

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

serpentcity:

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

CJ got me the ipad for christmas a couple years ago. When ipads came out I thought they were dumb and had no reason for their existence, but I really love mine and have found PLENTY of uses for it. I use it basically as a second laptop. 

I’m not a super tech-y person though, and I think I would probably have survived well enough with a kindle fire, but I love how things flow among my devices.

GUESS WHAT KINDA PERSON I AM NOW

The kind of person who has an iPhone AND an iPad AND a MacBook.

gonna go instagram pics of my apple products and drink starbucks and something something podcasts.

stiffcrosscurrents:

feminismandbubblebaths:

wehidebehindstars:

simplypurplexed:

wow. 

“I’m calling the cops on you.”

weed is wack, wesley

“ask me again in 10000 years”
“do you mean milliseconds?”
“oop yeah”
*10000 milliseconds later”
“want that weed?”
“yeah actually. light up that blunt.”


WEED IS WACK, WESLEY!

Imma Wesley gimme that weed!

stiffcrosscurrents:

feminismandbubblebaths:

wehidebehindstars:

simplypurplexed:

wow. 

“I’m calling the cops on you.”

weed is wack, wesley

“ask me again in 10000 years”

“do you mean milliseconds?”

“oop yeah”

*10000 milliseconds later”

“want that weed?”

“yeah actually. light up that blunt.”

WEED IS WACK, WESLEY!

Imma Wesley gimme that weed!
UPDATE: Definitely PMS-ing

all I want to do is smother everything in my sight with chocolate and eat it

I think I’m PMS-ing

because everything is making me rage-angry or crippling depression-cry.

It sucks because I’m feeling everything SO HARD especially wedding details etc.

but also it would be ideal for me to get my period like YESTERDAY because if I have it on my wedding day I will probably definitely flip a shit.

Every time CJ laughs at one of those dumbass Geico commercials I’m like “don’t you laugh at them! They’re not funny! Don’t encourage them!”

NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED